I dunno I like to think of myself as bilingual
a ritual garment for empowerment
or a disguise for protection
or a charm for enchantment
god bless nicole richie
no but those strollers are stupid. *mom voice*
Someone got yelled at for eating a whole sweet potato
Around the beginning of June.
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
There are children on this website
there shouldn’t be
funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”